it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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