Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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