They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
it's like iHOP with fire
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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