nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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