What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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