I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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