I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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