Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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