Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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