if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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