I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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