They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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