After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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