I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i believe in u and ur pee
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
