No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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