***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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