I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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