Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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