you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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