are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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