I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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