shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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