I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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