I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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