I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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