I'm drive I can fine osifer
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
