I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How naked do you want me to be?
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