Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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