I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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