Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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