We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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