is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize