There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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