The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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