You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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