sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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