Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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