Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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