ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just want to make out with him forever
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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