Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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