Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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