You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
this is an emotional support booty call
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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