Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.