i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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whose parrot is this?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.