Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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