So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Only a mothe r could love this liver
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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