I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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