AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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