AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize