We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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