Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Is it penis luge time yet?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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