there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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