just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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