I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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