Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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