Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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