After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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