I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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