YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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