Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit