is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
